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Pets Residing in MH Parks
Vintage Photos (1800's)
Nostalgic Cartoons (1900's)
Kids and Their Pets
"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."
"Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."
"Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about."
Let's hope this happens to you! NO enemies - Human Interest Story.
"All golfers should live so long as to be this kind old man! Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Banes, who attended church only when the weather was bad. "Mr. Banes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," he replied gruffly. "Mr. Banes, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. "Oh, Mr. Banes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I out lived all the sons of bees."
Jokes - Wise Sayings - Human Interest Storys
& Things You May or May Not Want to Know
YOU....have a GREAT Day!!!
Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind,
and the ones who mind, don't matter.
There was this married couple, married for quite a while in fact and had six children. All was well and the husband was extremely proud of the fact they had the six children, so proud in fact he gave his wife the nick name of
"Mother of Six".. However, she wasn't extremely enthused with that nick name and had made it known to her husband many times, to no avail.
It came to be that they were attending a family renunion one day and it became quite late and her husband was getting tired and wanted to go home. He looked for her, saw her across the room and called out to her "Mother of Six", time to go home I think. A short pause before she answered, fine with me "Father of Four"
A women gets married to a wonderful man and after the HM she calls her mother and says "Mom, I need to leave him, he keeps using all of these 'dirty words' and I don't know what to do." So the mother tells her to just stick it out, he's a good man and he loves her. A couple of weeks go by and again she calls her mother with the same complaint and the mother tells her the same thing. She calls again a few weeks later, again complaining about the "dirty words." So the mother finally asks, "what words is he using that has you wanting to leave."
The daughter responds, "cook, clean, iron, sweep."
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
A man had just parked his car downtown when a pig fell out of a passing pickup. The fellow managed to guide the pig to safety on the sidewalk and was standing there trying to figure out what to do next, when a policeman walked up. "What's with the pig?" asked the cop.
The man explained what happened and said that now he didn't know what to do with the pig. "Well," said the cop, "I think you ought to take it to the zoo." "Okay," the guy replied, and herded the pig into the back seat of his car. A few days later, the cop spotted the guy in his car, waiting for a signal to change. Sitting alongside of him was the pig, wearing a baseball cap. The policeman yelled, "Hey—I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo!" The pig gave the cop a polite grunt while the driver said, "Well, I did take him to the zoo.
We had such a good time that today I'm taking him to the ball game."
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister and a rabbi were talking about "when life begins." The priest said, "It begins at the moment of conception."
The minister said, "Well, I'm not so sure—there's evidence to support the idea that life doesn't really begin until a while later."
Then they turned to the other for his opinion. "Well," replied the rabbi, I've always been of the firm belief that life doesn't begin until the dog dies and the kids leave home."
A little old lady called the local fire department and said, "My house is on fire! Come quick!"
"Yes, ma'am!" replied the dispatcher. "How do we get there?"
"Oh, my!" she replied. "Don't you still have those big red trucks?"
Clem and Abigale made it a point to go to the county fair every year, where, among other attractions, a fellow with a three-seat biplane would take folks for a ride for ten dollars a piece. Every year Clem would say, "I surely would like to go for a ride in that areoplane, Abigale." And each time Abigale would say they really couldn't afford it and remind Clem that "Ten dollahs is ten dollahs!" Year after year, Clem would say he really wanted to go for a ride in the biplane, and every year Abigale would end the discussion by saying, "But Clem—ten dollahs is ten dollahs!"
Well, the pilot had overheard this conversation numerous times, so he approached them one day and said, "Look, folks—I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both on a ride for free—but on one condition. You musn't say a word during the whole flight. Otherwise it will cost ten dollars for the two of you." Well, this sounded agreeable to Abigale—so, much to Clem's delight, she said okay. They all got in the plane and the pilot reminded them, "This will only be for free if neither of you says a word while we're in the air."
The couple nodded in agreement and the plane took off. Well, the pilot immediately went into every stunt he knew, in an attempt to get them to say something. He did stalls, barrel-rolls and nosedives, but never heard a single
word of complaint from the couple behind him.
As the plane taxied to a stop back at the fairgrounds, the pilot looked over his shoulder at Clem and said, "Well, I have to hand it to you folks. I thought surely my stunt-flying would get you to say something—but I never heard a word out of either one of you."
"Well," replied Clem, "I was gonna say something when Abigale fell out—but ten dollahs is ten dollahs!"
Some Things You May or May Not Want to Know
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Butt )
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years
of age or older.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
In any deck of cards the King of Hearts is the only King
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet
away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
PEARLS MELT in VINEGAR!
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
Now that you are smarter than the average Joe, impress anyone that will listen to you, by quoting these tidbits to them.
Here you will find cartoons, photos and jokes on most any subject for your imagination. Subjects on marriage, 55 & over, pets in parks, cute & strange animals both wild and domestic, funny & strange things about vehicles, snow, vintage photos, kids and their pets, nostaglic toons, gas & political toons and much more including some nice & sometimes strange videos.
Everything clean as a whistle, JUST fun pages.
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